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this is... an.. inbox?? placeholder...??

idk this is for you nu

show me the way

[ why are you still talking though like

stop

now ]

Are you lonely or something? They have a service for that, you know.

[ stop acting like you don't love him ]

Maybe. I've had little interaction in the past couple of years with men.

[ let's call it method-acting. so method he's soulbonded to it. ]

uhhh... I thought we covered how I'm not your type...I mean there are services for that too...

Wait.

What kind of service were you talking about?

[ He's not an airhead, but because he's pretty much set on one track he didn't quite realize what Lavi was implying. ]

I'm not interested in those kinds of services.

I mean I literally have not spoken to a man in years.

Riiiiiight....

[ He'd ask why but that'd imply wanting to know anything remotely personal and he's mostly just trying to get this guy to stop talking, not encourage him further. ]

Try an uncle then. They love to talk in riddles.

And the answer is halfway before they're running out.

[ i hate that lavi is too scholastic not to answer with a pun about bark instead ]

I'm not a believer so I'd much rather not.

Besides I have you to answer them.

[ Even if he's obviously reluctant. From Crowley's perspective it's easy to ring an answer out of him. ]

Are you familiar with riddles like these?

Belief in someone isn't necessary to talk to them, Crowcrow.

[ After all, he's talking to you...?! ]

Little bit, yeah, but they're mostly just easy...

I just don't want to talk to one of them, Lala.

[ Anyway. ]

Then tell me one.

Sure, try this.

What goes away if I stop talking to it?

That sounds like something my servants think whenever you're around.

[ He's not answering honestly, but genuinely speaking that's what he believes. ]